Day Off

Today I laid out nekid. Sounds super erotic, yeah?

Well, my housemates are out of town, and, well,

let's just say I was on JABBA THE HUT status! Yeah!                                  

Haha!!!  All up in the chips and dips and chocolate chips! All I need are some hot guys on chains! Come here, BOY!  
Check this Jabba photo I found online!

 
Not a pretty picture is it? 

Heheheheh!

I'm grateful that I have work tomorrow. Without any responsibilities, Lord knows what kind of monster I could become. *shudder*

I got to be grateful for my naturally athletic genes. I've always been put together on the solid side of things. I could get up and run four miles now if I wanted to, and after the way I lounged around and gorged today I probably should go running.

I did walk over an hour today. Walking's part of my lifestyle. Maybe that's how I get away with acting like a teenage boy. All I need is to pull out my skateboard and buy a BMX, maybe some porn, and there you have it.

Man. I miss my porn. Haha. Seriously, I used to have a great collection of 1960s Playboys. Super cool. And I also used to buy Playboys when famous chicks were in it. Like the singer from the Go-Gos. I actually, believe it or not, had a boyfriend that was jealous of my collection and talked me into throwing it out. I'm too nice sometimes.

So, I did lay out naked, but I was trying to even out my crazy work tan. And I felt less like a sexy Playboy centerfold and more like some lost bloated sea lion corpse, drool mingling with tortilla chip crumbs and grass blades. THUPER THEXY! Ayyyyy Papi!